You don’t have to have a coastal address to savor succulent seafood fresh from the ocean. Ready your bibs for Maryland Blue Crab Express, which ships delicious crabs, seafood, spices, mallets, and more:

• $ 20 for $ 40 to spend on crabs and more delivered to your door
• $ 40 for $ 80 to spend on crabs and more delivered to your door
• Steamed Maryland blue crabs, soft-shell crabs, crab cakes, lump crab meat, shrimp, lobster, and other delicacies

“[The] crabs were perfectly steamed and spiced. Thanks for making our Maryland crab party a huge hit. I think we made a lot of new crab fans out here in Montana.” — Satisfied Customer

Maryland Blue Crab Express’s Website | Facebook

No wonder everyone loves gel manicures — the polish dries in just a few minutes and can last for up to two weeks without chipping or fading. Save money and trips to the salon with this at-home starter kit:

• $ 69 ($ 179 value) for an at-home gel nail polish kit
• Kit contains everything you need, including 3 gel nail polish shades of your choice
• Use the salon-grade curing lamp to set your light-sensitive polish in a snap

“I am SO impressed and 100% satisfied with the salon look that I managed to achieve right here in my own home! They dried to perfection, perfectly leveled, and the shine is gorgeous—as if a professional had just done them!” — Happy Customer

What You Get
Set up a mini salon in your home with this kit, which includes a professional 36-watt Espree Salon Lamp, a nail care kit, three gel polish shades of your choice, base coat and top coat, and an instructional DVD and brochure.

Couture Gel Nail Polish’s Website | Facebook

Shop 35,000+ household products from your favorite brands like Tide, Bounty, Method, Charmin, Seventh Generation, Crest, Dove, and more with this deal for new customers from Soap.com:

• $ 9 for $ 18 to spend on household & personal care products from 100′s of brands
• Free 1-to-2-day shipping with an order of $ 25 or more with use of voucher
• Free — and hassle-free — 365-day returns, with award-winning customer service

Everyday Essentials Made Easy
We all have needs — from toilet paper to laundry detergent — but who wants to hunt from store to store for the best bargains and then lug it all home? Skip the schlep and use Soap.com to quickly search for cleaning, beauty, personal care, and household goods 24/7. Your order will be delivered to your door in 1 to 2 days — talk about cleaning up.

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Get your hands on sophisticated, customized style with a leather monogrammed clutch in red, orange, yellow, green, sky blue, pink, coffee, black, or white:

• $ 24 ($ 48 value) for one leather monogrammed clutch + free shipping
• Choose the hue, monogram style, and thread color for your personalized 11.25″ x 7″ clutch
• Wear as a shoulder or cross-body bag with included chain

Social Monograms’s Website | Facebook

Escape Kit
• A Two-Night Stay for Two in a King or Two-Double Room, Sundays through Thursdays ($ 173)
• Or, a Two-Night Stay for Two in a King or Two-Double Room, Fridays and Saturdays ($ 190)
• Daily Buffet Breakfast
• Welcome Basket of Snacks, Drinks, and Local Discounts
• 50% Discount on Two Admissions to Frio Bat Cave
• Combine Vouchers to Stay for Up to Four Nights

The Destination
Cloaked in cypress, live oak, and pecan trees, Utopia, Texas, makes an ideal hideaway for those seeking a Southern Shangri-La. This tiny town of around 200 people falls within the vast plains and scrubby terrain of Texas Hill Country, but its landscape turns considerably greener around the spring-fed Sabinal River. The cool water offers a welcome respite from the midday heat, while twinkling fireflies and glimmering stars light up the quiet pastures after dark.

The Digs
For a true Hill Country paradise, look no further than the 700-foot stretch of Sabinal riverfront at Utopia on the River. You’ll settle into cozy accommodations and be greeted by a welcome basket full of goodies. Boasting views of the serene grounds—home to wild turkeys, whitetail deer, and colorful hummingbirds—your room is outfitted with one king or two double beds, comfortable furniture, and a television. Each morning, you’ll fill up on dishes like apple and cinnamon French toast or rancher scrambled eggs at a country breakfast buffet.

The Diversions
Small town or not, there’s plenty to do in and around Utopia. A putter’s paradise, the nine-hole Utopia Golf Course offers striking views of Sabinal Canyon, as well as a large clubhouse with couches and an expansive back porch—perfect for a lazy game of dominoes after enjoying a round of golf.

For those who prefer the leisurely sway of hanging branches and the glassy surface of picturesque ponds, Lost Maples State Natural Area will provide access to plenty of maple-lined trails and laid-back fishing holes. Grab a slice of homemade pie at Lost Maples Café before heading to the Frio Bat Cave to witness the otherworldly sight of 10- to 12-million Mexican free-tailed bats swarming the sky.